i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Hate to praise Call of Duty for anything but the new proximity voice chat that lets you talk to your opponents when they’re nearby is an absolute game changer. Every time I enter a building and hear a team chatting with each other somewhere inside I yell “hey coward why don’t you get out here and kiss me on the fucking lips”
There are two types of people in the world, civilized folks who hold the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other, and people who let the cord flop around all willy nilly, like a belgian.